Not That Tall Nor Bulletproof.
“You got to know when to charge them… know when to dodge them. Get your ass up out of there and… run the fucking hell away.” – not a Kenny Rogers song. October will continue the Tentacle Tales updating if it’s in the Top 100.
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Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

General Porktown: “Steward, go alert the garrison, we need to overwhelm those GADs*.”
Berri the Gnome: “Come on, boys! You can take them! You just took out the entire dungeon!”
Golem of Ass Destruction: “That mouthy one with the hat just equipped himself with a rifle…”
Golem of Ass Destruction: “We’re bulletproof… Mother on the other hand…”
Bullet saachings by Berri.
Berri the Gnome: “Son of a… Good point, boys, let’s go make mama bulletproof!”
(* Golems of Ass Destruction)