Not That Tall Nor Bulletproof.
Not That Tall Nor Bulletproof.
“You got to know when to charge them… know when to dodge them. Get your ass up out of there and… run the fucking hell away.” – not a Kenny Rogers song. October will continue the Tentacle Tales updating if it’s in the Top 100.
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Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
General Porktown: “Steward, go alert the garrison, we need to overwhelm those GADs*.”
Berri the Gnome: “Come on, boys! You can take them! You just took out the entire dungeon!”
Golem of Ass Destruction: “That mouthy one with the hat just equipped himself with a rifle…”
Golem of Ass Destruction: “We’re bulletproof… Mother on the other hand…”
Bullet saachings by Berri.
Berri the Gnome: “Son of a… Good point, boys, let’s go make mama bulletproof!”
(* Golems of Ass Destruction)
make berri bulletproof this is gunna be interesting
An armored Berri! *cringes just thinking of the destruction that she can unleash*
Berri getting armor is indeed interesting…But I wonder if she already gets some kind of defensive bonus vs. ranged weapons because she’s so short?
And the way she becomes bulletproof is to use her pron points, and if she doesn’t have enough, she has two volunteers to bring her total up to what is needed. Of course, their past performance may prevent that since she is a gnome not a squirrel.
There is a squirrel girl running around in the world of Pron somewhere….
So far as has been determined, there’s really no such thing as bullet *proof*
At best, something can be made bullet resistant, but all it takes to get through it is a bigger bullet…
Remember that this is a comic where reality does not need to apply. And Berri using her pron points to become bulletproof would be funny as all get out. Of course, she might also then become sex-proof which would be even funnier.
Hmmmmmmm. ^_^ She does have a fairly consistent track record.
Okay, making a bulletproof Berri won’t turn out bad for all involved, no not at all 😛