She’s Loose and in the Capital.
Loose and in the Capital could probably apply to ALL the females in our story, just not necessarily the way the General meant, or maybe exactly the way he meant. October will continue the Tentacle Tales updating if it’s in the Top 100.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Berri the Gnome: “WE’RE FREE! Good job, Boys, they tried to take our freedom but we showed them and won!”
Golem of Ass Destruction: “Wait, we won? Are you sure, Mother?”
General Porktown: “Dear gods, she’s loose and in the capital… With those damned GADs*…”
Gullivere: “General, I expect this dealt with. Immediately, if not sooner…”
Pork Smelly: “I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t change my pants…”
Berri the Gnome: “Ha, so that’s who did this to us!”
Golem of Ass Destruction: “I thought if everything fell down you were the loser?”
Golem of Ass Destruction: “That’s Jenga. We’re not playing Jenga, this game is lke hamerican politics whoever creates the biggest mess is the winner…”
(* Golems of Ass Destruction)