My baby’s daddy is a dead beat tentacle pumpkin monster! And I was tentacle raped in the Wal Mart parking lot (not by Wal Mart, as that’s wouldn’t be news to anyone). If that actually was a Jerry Springer episode I apologize as I wasn’t aware of it. o_O
Although my favorite Jerry Springer episodes are the one with nudity, you know the breast exposing episodes, like “My girlfriend refuses to wear clothes,” or “My daughter shows her tits to everyone”, I have no idea why, I’m waiting for the “My roommate won’t stop surfing the internet for hentai or tentacle rape hentai” episode but I don’t see it coming.