Keeping the Peace.
They seem to really get under each other’s skin…

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Sam the Man: “Why do I have to be your fucking escort? Don’t you have soldiers that can do that?!”
General Porktown: “Okay, that’s enough you two!”
Queen Gullivere: “Because I said so, And I’m the queen!! Why are you still talking? Oh, that’s right, you seem to still be attached to your head!
Sam the Man:YOUR CLOTHES? Why do you have them, you barely wear them for more than five minutes…”
Hamerican Soldier: “Are we sure these two aren’t married?”
Queen Gullivere: “Oh, that’s it, I’m offing your head myself.. with my bare hands if necessary!”
General Porktown:I said that’s enough! Now, I’m going
to send “Pork Smelly” here with you to turn in that quest and then the two of you are coming back to the castle…”