Off With His Head!
Pretty much, at least he get’s sex ONCE a year!

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Sam the Man: “I CAN’T BE YOUR FUCKING ESCORT! I’M MARRIED!”
Queen Gullivere: “MARRIED?!”
Sam the Man: “Well, maybe not “married,” we live together and have sex once a year…”
Hamerican Soldier: “That’s pretty much ‘married.'”
Queen Gullivere: “OFF WITH HIS HEAD!”
Sam the Man: “WHAT?!”
Queen Gullivere: “I’m your queen, and I’ve decided I am no longer amused by your body being attached to your head.”
Hamerican Soldier: “Since when has the queen had a problem with fucking married men?”
Sam the Man: “You’re not my Queen, I never pledged to you!”
Queen Gullivere: “Ah! So you’re a foreigner, on my land, that makes you a spy! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!”
General Porktown: “Son, I’m not sure where you’re from but you’re trying to win an argument with a woman. That’s just not possible…”