It’s What She Does Best.
At least she’s really good and dedicated to something!

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Queen Gullivere: “Okay, so what do we need to do?”
General Porktown: “So, first off, you need to not piss off your vassals. When the regent dies they have until the coronation to either affirm their loyalty or revolt. Fortunately all of the realm’s main citystates are governed by conferred nobles, not Whorelords, they have to affirm their loyalty because they’ll lose their noble title if they don’t.”
General Porktown: “We really have two big issues, One, your father made a lot of enemies, they’re going to try to take as much territory if not out right wipe us out.”
Queen Gullivere: “And the other issue?”
General Porktown: “We need an heir.”