Sounds Like a Job for the Queen.
And now we know General Porktown’s catch phrase.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Frantic Cop: “It’s the GAD’S! We need back up!”
Hamerican Soldier: “What? GAD’s? we don’t have time for that!”
General Porktown: “Calm down, officer. Now what’s the problem with these ‘GAD’S?'”
Frantic Cop: “They’re tearing up the local’s asses, and fucking the Hael out of our food supply!”
General Porktown: “And these GAD’s are some kind of pest or insect?”
Hamerican Soldier: “Food supply?! This is a national disaster!!”
Frantic Cop: “No, Sir. They’re 20 foot tall golems converted into raging rape machines with 4 foot mithril cocks…”
General Porktown: “SWEET LIBERTY!”
Hamerican Soldier: “Good thing we’ve got the queen with us…”