Tentacles Secret Miracle Rape Bra.
Vauna Dewme: “Well, he looks like he’s going to settle down UNDER by boobs, which makes him a lot less obvious but adds a whole cup size to my chest…”
Tentacle of Cthulhu snuggless under Vauna’s under boobs.
Vauna Dewme: “Heh, it’s not like anyone looks at a girl’s chest anyway… Just keep calm…”
Rob Bob Jenks: “Hey, lady, everything okay last night?”
Vauna Dewme: “Er, yes everything was just fine. Why? Is there a problem?”
Rob Bob Jenks: “Uh, no. It’s just there was a lot of noise and moaning and… Are your boobs bigger? Because if you’ve got some herbs to do that I know some people who’d like to be your customers…”
Tentacles Secret sounds like a good shop to go to in PronQuest, I may have to write that in to a future comic.