Tentacles Secret Miracle Rape Bra.
Tentacles Secret Miracle Rape Bra.
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Vauna Dewme: “Well, he looks like he’s going to settle down UNDER by boobs, which makes him a lot less obvious but adds a whole cup size to my chest…”
Tentacle of Cthulhu snuggless under Vauna’s under boobs.
Vauna Dewme: “Heh, it’s not like anyone looks at a girl’s chest anyway… Just keep calm…”
Rob Bob Jenks: “Hey, lady, everything okay last night?”
Vauna Dewme: “Er, yes everything was just fine. Why? Is there a problem?”
Rob Bob Jenks: “Uh, no. It’s just there was a lot of noise and moaning and… Are your boobs bigger? Because if you’ve got some herbs to do that I know some people who’d like to be your customers…”
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Tentacles Secret sounds like a good shop to go to in PronQuest, I may have to write that in to a future comic.
In a game world based on hentai pron, no one notices boobs, Vuana?
Yeah….Riiiiiiight!
Even a mere snippet of one of Cthulu’s tentacles “notices.”
Actually, since vaginas are so accessible, it’s a fair guess as to which the guy will be looking at.
That’s only because *nobody* wears underwear & very few even wear pants or dresses. Even so, boobs get noticed too.
Not to be construed as a complaint…
😛
And to quote the official corporate motto of Microsoft, “that’s not a bug, it’s a feature!”
At least Pron Quest doesn’t include the Blue Screen of Death as a “feature.” I’m grateful for that.
Now that I think about it, if it means at one point you decide to simulate a server crash as a one-off joke, it would still be funny. As long as the IT Department is fast & efficient to fix it, it would act as another emphasis on the “MMORPG Game” theme of your comic.
…As long as you don’t overuse it, of course…
😉