MammMa’s a Great Fucking Baker.
There’s a Purbert in Fuckingham.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Lady Gothchilde: “See this? This is the hole you missed last time. Shove that cock right in there…”
Junior: “I know where to shove it, sweet parts! I ain’t no virgin!”
Schlonka Schlonka
Annoying Shopkeeper: “You need to watch your mouth! You ain’t nothing but inventory!”
Lady Gothchilde: “Why don’t you inventory my mouth while Juniors doing his inventory?”
Annoying Shopkeeper: “Heh. Now you’re talking!, Good idea!”
Schlonka Schlonka
Junior: “See! Now I’m going to show you I know how to use that hole!”
Annoying Shopkeeper: “You sure seem eager for this, maybe I should see if that purbert in fuckingham is in the market for a new whore!”