Signing Your Ass Away.
Signing Your Ass Away.
The Duke of New Pork, is not the same as the Duke of Pork, New Pork is the PronWorld equivilent of New York. And Gullivere seems to be needing a sex fix and is getting rather testy. As far as the bonus comic goes I was thinking of putting them up on Imgur and then posting the link on reddit, but I’ve heard reddit can be somewhat vicious about posting your own stuff, anyone familiar with it and/or can offer some pointers/advice about that? Was able to find someone to post a link on reddit to all the previous pages of the bonus comic here. Any positive comments or support for it would be appreciated.
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Libby Belle: “So, it says I “Pledge my allegiance to Queen Gullivere…””
Purbert: “Yeah, as a fresh whorelord, the lesser whorelords will consider you a potential threat, and will try to defeat you or subjugate you, the more powerful ones will try to do the same as they don’t want the lessor ones gaining more power by doing that. This deal places you under Gullivere’s protection while allowing you certain freedoms, not many however.”
General Porktown: “More freedom than normal, your chancellor is a tough negotiator…”
Purbert: “75% of all your pron points earned AFTER the deal goes into effect and all treasure, conquests, spoils of war, etc go to gullivere. However that part does not go into effect until you report to the Duke of New Pork, so any booty you earn before arriving there is all yours.”
General Porktown: “With your chosen vassals of scrub dragon we hope you can make some gains agaist Hentia’s demon hordes, it also obligates us to make you lord of the first former Hamerican ruined city you liberate.”
Gullivere: “Just sign it and move on, I’ve got more audiences and cocks to do.”
First off, is there any timetable for reporting to the Duke? If not, never go meet the dude. Otherwise, this deal sucks! Stay independent! I mean really, Libby, you fuck your ass off and she lets you keep 25% of your pron? No way, Jose!
The flip side is that she gets a protective umbrella which she can stay under. Hentia controlling a large amount of dragons, ones that could be potentially and in all likelihood are more powerful, is a serious threat that Libby would have to deal with.
Besides, they’re just trying to get in and rescue Berri. I’m betting the gnome will bust through a nearby wall in the next few and Libby will say no.
THAT’s a typo, should be Hentia’s DEMON hordes. >_< Although we do currently know Hentia has at least ONE Emperor Dragon in her employ.
The point of the deal is that if she is subjugated, then she gets a worse deal
“By doing THE that?”
Even with this lopsided deal, Libby can build up more than enough points to earn a decent living as a Whorelord.
I still say when they’re trying to get you to hurry up and sign before you can get to the fine print, it’s a ba-a-a-a-aad idea…
wait wait wait i know whats going to happen in next frame libby is going to ask the queen if she needs any help or if can join her. i mean seriously itd be out of character for libby not to want in.
I do hope something happens that lets libby stay more independent than that contract implies. Though purbert seems pleased with himself.
Did you mean subjugate rather than subjicate?
ah this is why she was up a few days(according to Helga) earning pron points, because the scrub dragon had this deal planned from the start. also betcha a loophole is her friends could divide up the treasure amongst themselves and they don’t have to give anything to gullivere.
So .. wait .. if she gets to be “lord” of the first Hamerian city that she liberates, *and* she gets to keep all points until she reports to the Duke …
Does that mean she could go to a former Hamericn city right now, and fuck it into the ground, and then report to the Duke and keep all the points from that ?
Sweet!
I bet everyone else thinks she will bring an army to destroy a city, but noo .. not Libby! >_<
Is it tyranny or liberation to turn a city into a personal orgy?
It’s a Libby-Ration. 🙂