Crimes Against Hogmanity.
Crimes Against Hogmanity.
One of those World Court crimes like “Doctors Without Borders,” and don’t forget today’s Amazon’s Prime Day which they claim is Black Friday in July. Wal-Mart got all pissy and stated, “We’ve heard some retailers are charging $100 to get access to a sale. But the idea of asking customers to pay extra in order to save money just doesn’t add up for us.” SURE, from the company that CHARGES YOU a membership fee for Sam’s Club so you can pay MORE than you would have paid for the same thing in Wal-Mart or another store. Apparently Wal-Mart thinks Amazon should be gouging people more on their prices…
Was able to find someone to post a link on reddit to all the previous pages of the bonus comic here. And I feel kind of bad about it now as it’s been getting ripped on for being too low quality a comic for reddit and the poster who posted the link is getting “bad carma” for doing so. 🙁
NOTE: Update for July 22 is going to be in the evening. I got called in to work overnight so I won’t be able to finish the comic until this afternoon.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Libby Belle: “It looks okay, but I don’t see anything in here about Berri…”
Gullivere: “Berries? You gave everything under the sun, and NOW she wants the fruit of the month club too?!”
Purbert: “IxNay onyay erriBay, it’s a deal killer I couldn’t get them to agree to.”
Libby Belle: “But, it’s the whole reason we came…”
General Porktown: “I think she’s referring to the Gnome Engineer, your Majesty…”
Royal Steward: “Uh Oh, I’d better line some more fuck toys for Gullivere, she’s getting pretty worked up…”
General Porktown: “Her crimes against hog manity must be punished!”
Gullivere: “If you’re referring to the GADmother, the answer is absolutely NO. She’s to be executed at Noon Tomorrow, period. NO PARDON FOR HER!”
Purbert: “Drop it, Boobs, sign the deal and make it binding.”
Purbert whispers: “Besides, I’ve got a plan “B” to rescue your friend…”
Libby Belle: “But…”
Purbert: “Butt, boobs, plan “b” can stand for whatever you want it to…”
Back to the drawing board.
Yup, Plan B stands for that one too… 😀
Hey Eb, what’s the story on Mammazon? Is it another dead project or what?
I’m at a spot on both storylines where I need to make a new model and haven’t had time to do so. 🙁
i wonder how long of a line the royal steward has made already without adding more? hey hey hey who wants to bet we could easily have a cutscene showing another section of the castle looking like a waiting room filled with *toys* holding a number waiting there turn?
Well, she WAS to be executed tomorrow at Noon. Currently, she needs a few more pumps and tubing for her babies. >:)
Hmmm, if they can’t rescue Berri (not that she seems to need it given current events) I kinda hope that Libby just walks away. I’d love to see what she can do with all her own pr0n over time. Heh.
Then again, Purbert’s plan B is likely to go wrong in so many entertaining ways given how little he knows about the crew other than Libby.
Nice to see that Libby is loyal
i know this is no were near the right spot but I just found you work and love it but have run into a problem, the story breaks at 2009-03-31 then picks back up at 2011-03-16 that is almost 2 years not there. i see the site under construction sign so will the missing pages be returning? Also the links for 2009-02-08 and 2008-12-13 are not working only small preview can be seen. Love this comic and hope to get to read it all.
I’m slowing reuploading the old updates (previous host wiped database from their side) the two dates you mentioned should be fixed now.
I kinda miss the Dickodemous arc…It just doesn’t read well without it.
But knowing the situation from back when it happened, I’ll try to be patient…
thank you, you rock like a fox in socks
Don’t mind the Reddit trolls in training- even if they found something sublimely perfect, they’d still have a problem with it.