Remember to File Her on Your Taxes.
She’s a Fuck Deduction.
Not even DEAD ones. >_< Yeah, the Dragon fucking thing is a BIG deal to Purbert.
MORE NEWS, the ongoing rebuilding of the old comics is progressing. AND I've finally got a Patreon account set up. I would LOVE to be able to not put any ads up as that’s the most likely reason behind all of these hacks and website downage (and probably an overly offended employee at HostGator, but it could go either way). Patreon harkens back to the Age of Renaissance where you the Noble Patrons support us we plebian artists for your own amusement and glory. And it’s set up so you can set limits on how much you spend. I set up the account on a “monthly” setting so you only pay a set amount once a month (as opposed to per piece or page which could get out of hand). And since it goes through Patreon and not SploogeSplatterWallsLimited no one has to know WHAT your supporting. Pledging $1 a month is like buying me a Big Gulp once a month, surely I’m at least worth a Big Gulp? I mean I wouldn’t stretch it so far as to say I’m worth a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, but I think I’m Big Gulp level. o_O ALSO if it gets to $500 a month Titsune will be a weekly comic HERE at PRONQUEST.COM. See the “COMIC TITLES” over at the right? Yeah, the new site’s set up to support all kinds of spin off and alternate titles.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Purbert: “Taylor, do me a favor and go get Bruthe, I’ve got something for him to do.”
Taylor Teesamat: “Uh… Sure.”
Purbert: “And you two, scram, I’ll deal with you later.”
Purbert: “Look, it’s not your fault, but you CAN NOT have sex with any dragon, not scrub dragons, big dragons, not even dead ones.”
Bruthe the Bartender: “You sent for me, Boss?”
Purbert: “Yep, drop your pants.”
Bruthe the Bartender drops his pants: SHLWOP!
Purbert: “Alright, I’m outta here, you two have fun.”
Libby Belle gets VERY excited.
Bruthe the Bartender: “Wait!? What?! Is this one of those “French Benefits” I’ve heard about?!”
Purbert: “Sure, stud. Just remember to file it on your taxes.”
He’s a problem SOLVER, for sure! I actually think he may be the perfect boss!
I say she should screw the whole thing find a huge dragon and screw them anyway. Once they figure out she knows crap about the game system, they one give one flying monkey’s about whether or not she has the OPTiON to make a crossbreed, because she won’t realize and probably won’t care.
Heck, the instant Purbert points it out, her reaction will be “I can do that?”
Actually, I think her reaction might be “why would I want to do that?”
Libby’s player seems to like her character. There are players who only have one character. Then there are people like me who have “alt-itis” where we make tons and tons of “alts” or alternate characters. I don’t see Libby as being that way.
I don’t think she wants to make a new character and start over. I think she just wants to play and have fun. Which means bang everything she can.
Jesternario: “Heck, the instant Purbert points it out, her reaction will be “I can do that?””
Actually, Purbert didn’t point ANY of that out to her, in fact NO dragon is supposed to share that information.
Would half-dragons be really that bad? o_O
Well, yeah. Especially since dragons are powerful creatures. Even scrub dragons are probably high statted.
Plus, the two remaining god dragons would be on the look out for anyone trying to reach their level of power.