Asspointment Calendar Management.
Job “fucktion” might be a more precise term.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Purbert: “So, what did you find out?”
Scraunk: “I found out where they were keeping her, but when I got there she wasn’t in her cell. Two of the other prisoners told me she escaped and then hooked up with two serial killers but I couldn’t make any more progress because all Hael’s broken out down there with blood and dead bodies everywhere.”
Purbert:WHAT?! Why aren’t the guards putting a stop to this?”
Scraunk: “I dunno, maybe because they’re the dead bodies?”
Purbert:I’m starting to think this gnome doesn’t need our help… are you even listening to me?!”
Libby Belle:OMG! That line is huge! And you’re saying that ‘steward’ organized all them to fuck Gullivere?!”
Purbert: “That’s a primary function of his job, yes.”
Libby Belle: “I have GOT to get me one of those ‘stewards!’”