Primary Job Functions Include…
Asspointment Calendar Management.
Job “fucktion” might be a more precise term.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Purbert: “So, what did you find out?”
Scraunk: “I found out where they were keeping her, but when I got there she wasn’t in her cell. Two of the other prisoners told me she escaped and then hooked up with two serial killers but I couldn’t make any more progress because all Hael’s broken out down there with blood and dead bodies everywhere.”
Purbert: “WHAT?! Why aren’t the guards putting a stop to this?”
Scraunk: “I dunno, maybe because they’re the dead bodies?”
Purbert: “I’m starting to think this gnome doesn’t need our help… are you even listening to me?!”
Libby Belle: “OMG! That line is huge! And you’re saying that ‘steward’ organized all them to fuck Gullivere?!”
Purbert: “That’s a primary function of his job, yes.”
Libby Belle: “I have GOT to get me one of those ‘stewards!’”
At least Libby is consistent with her thought process… ^_^
Yeah, I think Libby’s getting the hang on how to be a REAL Whorelord…
Right from her first login to the game, she’s had the first part down pat & that’s how she got the Pron Points to earn the second part.
In other words, she had the hang of the how to be one from the get go.
So, she just had to get going…
any bets for libby trying to hire herself a steward within the next few frames? or if not that sampling the line?
Suckers bet.
I think Libby would be better off to hire her own Steward. Sampling the queen’s lineup might get her into some serious trouble, whereas with her own Steward, Libby could have her own personal buffet line set up.
On the other hand…
…Libby could get some primo Pron Points right here. Points that she wouldn’t have to pay to the queen later!