Pandemonic Crisis in New Pork City!
Sounds about like an elected official.

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Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Flamus the Fire Mage: “Now. Where is Purbert?”
Al Brino the Scrub Dragon: “No idea, we were just supposed to show up here…”
Charboyle the Scrub Dragon: “He was supposed to report to the leader of this place. Maybe they know where he is…”
Vice Duke of New Pork City: “Look, mister. I have no idea where they are. They were supposed to be here days ago, and they’re ship just disappeared… probably pirates.”
Vice Duke of New Pork City: “Hael, I don’t even know where the Duke of this port is… probably jacking off to one of those demons fucking the gate… why don’t you take that pair of hunting dragons and go find them…”