New Pork City’s Gatekeeper Seeks Cockmaster.
I’m the Cockmaster, are you the Gatekeeper? Let’s make some little Gozers.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Flamus the Fire Mage: “So that’s New Pork City? Seems kind of small next to that demon…”
Hamerican Sailor: “THAT’s one of them siege demons, They’re over fifty feet tall, they’re like living siege engines. See how that one’s attacking the city’s north gate?”
Flamus the Fire Mage: “Fifty feet? Okay, I guess the city’s bigger than I had estimated.”
In Shape Sailor: “And you’re the dumb fuck that WANTS to go there.”
Flamus the Fire Mage: “What kind of attack is that on the gate? Is the demon trying to wiggle it lose?”
In Shape Sailor: “Actually… I think that demon’s FUCKING the gate… with his cock…”
Hamerican Sailor: “Yep. They do that occasionally, best to just let them have their way with’em. Don’t want to get between them and they’re girlfriend…”