Oppai Hentai Dwarf Babes Shouldn’t Do a Demon 500.
Oppai Hentai Dwarf Babes Shouldn’t Do a Demon 500.
Helga shouldn’t even attempt to do a Houston 500, if anyone even knows what that is anymore.
Thought I’d be caught up by now, but he Tumblr ban on porn fiasco caught me off guard. Patreon and the other comics did get caught up so it’s just catching up PronQuest now.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Purbert: “How close are we to shore?”
Helga Hammerhands: “Close enough I can see it… It seems to be moving?”
Blondalyn Fury: “I come back expecting that frog to be long gone and…”
Purbert: “Probably the demon hordes. Schlong Island, the former Hamerican capital became their staging area for attacks on New Pork City.”
Helga Hammerhands: “Those are all DEMONS?”
Blondalyn Fury: “Fine. I’ll throw the frog over board myself.”
Purbert: “And you DON’T want to be in the middle of that. They’ll rape you to death, then rape your dead body before you can respawn and there’s no way to break that loop.”
Helga Hammerhands: “An entire island of demon cock… And it’s a death sentence…”
the half giant is going to try to throw the giant-strengthed frog overboard. This should be fun.
I think Helga senses a challenge…
Libby would go crowd surfing and emerge on the other side of the island saying “Was that all? Come on, I still have one armor piece on!”
And the surviving demons flee.
I think Elfuy got it right about Libby.
But I also think Helga wouldn’t want to break that loop & sees it more like finding Heaven than being a challenge…
Speaking of loops, I pulled a trick on some people at a Walmart a long time ago. It was back when Commodore 64 was the top-of-the-line in home computers (Yeah, THAT long ago) when they would have one on display & running some kind of promotional on them. Once, when they just had it sitting there idle (not running anything), I typed in a short program (BASIC language. Yes, THAT long ago) that made the screen blank out fully black & would endlessly flash in white lettering every few seconds, “Help! I’m trapped in an infinite loop!”
Yes, I was a computer troll before it was cool…Even before discussion boards & newsgroups were all that the internet even had (Yes, THAT long ago).
When I was cleaning out the family farm for the estate sale this summer I found and brought home my Commodore 64 which I bought with lawn money back in the 80’s, still have all the additions including the Vox voice synthasizer. Plugged it in and it still works. Have the box of floppy disks games for it on my table right now.
I had a game program that showed the loading screen with “Patience is a 1541 disk drive.” While that was true, a true exercise of patience was loading a game from *cassette drive* but once I got it loaded I copied the program to a 5-1/4″ floppy disk, then edited the program to make the C64 load it from disk instead of tape; it took 20 minutes to read from tape, but less than 5 minutes from floppy.
And then the was the ‘ol telephone modem. I don’t really miss hearing the initial protocol signals coming from the speaker.
Ah, those were the days…
Wait, does Blondy have a personal problem with frogs in general? Or this frog in particular? o_O
Just this one, they did not get off on the right foot… long.