Oppai Hentai Dwarf Babes Shouldn’t Do a Demon 500.
Helga shouldn’t even attempt to do a Houston 500, if anyone even knows what that is anymore.

Thought I’d be caught up by now, but he Tumblr ban on porn fiasco caught me off guard. Patreon and the other comics did get caught up so it’s just catching up PronQuest now.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Purbert: “How close are we to shore?”
Helga Hammerhands: “Close enough I can see it… It seems to be moving?”
Blondalyn Fury: “I come back expecting that frog to be long gone and…”
Purbert: “Probably the demon hordes. Schlong Island, the former Hamerican capital became their staging area for attacks on New Pork City.”
Helga Hammerhands: “Those are all DEMONS?”
Blondalyn Fury: “Fine. I’ll throw the frog over board myself.”
Purbert: “And you DON’T want to be in the middle of that. They’ll rape you to death, then rape your dead body before you can respawn and there’s no way to break that loop.”
Helga Hammerhands: “An entire island of demon cock… And it’s a death sentence…”