Lady Belle’s Dragon Soldiers Reporting for Booty.
Lady Belle’s Dragon Soldiers Reporting for Booty.
Speaking of Mr Happy, has anyone seen him recently?
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Purbert: “Okay, our first two soldiers are ready…”
Harrison the Mighty: “Whoah… THAT’s what they look like? Kind of scrawny looking…”
Purbert: “They’re the base recruit soldier… we’ve got to win some fights to upgrade our troop type…”
Purbert: “Alright you two, come over here…”
Newly spawned Dragon Soldier: “Yes, Lord Purbert?”
Harrison the Mighty: “But they seem to have disproportionately large cocks…”
Libby Belle: “Gurg gorgel gworpa (Really? How large?)”
Purbert: “I want you two to go take that big dildo and attack as many demons as you can find. But let the dildo do the fighting.”
Newly spawned Dragon Soldier: “Demons? US? Isn’t there something less dangerous? Like maybe service the Lady?”
Purbert: “Don’t worry, you’ll definitely get to service your Lady… more often than you can possibly imagine I suspect…”
Lobo the Frog: “Oh yeah. He can definitely understand cumgargle, that’s exactly what Libby would have asked for…”
Uh, shouldn’t they be generating Hammerican troops, since this was the Hammerican Capital previously?
WAS Hamerican, now it’s whatever Libby is (although it had actually been conquered by the Demons and just not rebuilt). Libby’s not Hamerican, her deal to be a Hamerican vassal doesn’t go into effect until she REPORTS to New Pork City… which she has not done because she got a little sidecocked. So rebuilding this city makes it a city of her own (dragons) and not Hamerican.
Ah, ok. That makes sense.
Won’t screwing them cause issues with the whole screwing dragons thing?
The screwing dragons rule is all about in PronQuest you start out with base races (like in World of Warcraft), various expansions add new player races, etc. But if one of your characters fucks something, say a giant, Emperor dragon then you can create a character (descendant if you will) that’s half whatever that is. So dragons tend to be powerful and the dragon’s made a rule to discourage this to prevent players from having half dragon characters. Obviously at some point some player DID have the ability to make half dragon characters. Libby can produce Dragon Soldiers, which are the base soldiers any PronLord can make, just in Dragon flavor. Having sex with them to have a half dragon soldier character isn’t of any use since she can already make as many full ones as her barracks can pump out.