Lady Belle’s Dragon Soldiers Reporting for Booty.
Speaking of Mr Happy, has anyone seen him recently?

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Purbert: “Okay, our first two soldiers are ready…”
Harrison the Mighty: “Whoah… THAT’s what they look like? Kind of scrawny looking…”
Purbert: “They’re the base recruit soldier… we’ve got to win some fights to upgrade our troop type…”
Purbert: “Alright you two, come over here…”
Newly spawned Dragon Soldier: “Yes, Lord Purbert?”
Harrison the Mighty: “But they seem to have disproportionately large cocks…”
Libby Belle: “Gurg gorgel gworpa (Really? How large?)”
Purbert: “I want you two to go take that big dildo and attack as many demons as you can find. But let the dildo do the fighting.”
Newly spawned Dragon Soldier: “Demons? US? Isn’t there something less dangerous? Like maybe service the Lady?”
Purbert: “Don’t worry, you’ll definitely get to service your Lady… more often than you can possibly imagine I suspect…”
Lobo the Frog: “Oh yeah. He can definitely understand cumgargle, that’s exactly what Libby would have asked for…”