You Only Lose Your Virginity Twice.
You Only Lose Your Virginity Twice.
Never say never again, you only lose your virginity twice. All of the comics fell off the top 100 this week so they weren’t any new vote incentives, we’ll see where Titsune is tomorrow.
EDIT: Comic was scheduled for this morning but when I got back from class it wordpress hadn’t published it so I had to force publish it.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Nos the Tavern Keep: “What the hael do you think you’re doing? You can’t bring a weapon in here. This isn’t Sexas. I’ll bet that isn’t even registered! All weapons have to be registered, all the pans and ladles in the kitchen are registered.”
Purbert: “I can breathe fire, and you’re worried about a bow? And sugary drinks…”
Nos the Tavern Keep: “You can drink all the alcohol and antifreeze you want, just no sugary drinks, they’re illegal because they’re bad for you.”
Hamerican Cop Fanboy: “You… You don’t want to go in there, little dragon.”
Purbert: “Bah. I’ll be fine, I’ve got a weapon after all.”
Hamerican Cop Fanboy: “Lifeless bodies… Everywhere. I… Was only in there for 16 seconds and I lost all my clothes… And my virginity… twice.”
…and yet he’s STILL ALIVE.
Go ahead and leave me…
I think I’d prefer to stay inside…
Maybe you’ll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance!
Anyway this cake is great!
It’s so delicious and moist!
Look at me: still talking
when there’s science to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me glad I’m not you.
I’ve experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.