Yoink!
on October 5, 2008
at 12:01 am
VOTE BUTTONS Alright, October is Vote Incentive Month. There will be 16 promo pics for Top Web Comics and 16 different promo pics for BuzzComix this month. Each day I’ll flip a coin and if its “tails” I’ll upload the next pic of the 16, but I’ll 16 will be uploaded before November 1st. Top Web Comics will have the 16 part minicomic of Redd and Horndog, while Buzz will have 16 Halloween themed images.
Libby’s found the perfect leash to lead him around with. Then again, that’s how she got Lobo to follow her before he got transmorphed. At least Libby knows what works.
Sure would like to be him in this whole scene here, until his face gets completely fudged up by that blonde chick, of course.
I forgot what a minx libi can be
Technically, she’s not playing a new game, per se…She’s playing a new sport; The Boomer-wang Throwing contest.
That would work for me. Maybe she could do a re-vamped version of the rather famous Bam-Bam sort of attack.
[First, if I were him in this weird thing]
By this time, a few things about my overall form and mental state would more than likely have changed somewhat, due to several aspects of her.
First of all, my eyes would be practically humping themselves just looking at her various sexy parts.
My mind would be flipping and simply running back and forth in my head, simply thinking of her sexy, mischievous, naughty, crafty, & erotic ways, mind, behavior, and nature.
My brain would have gone into a sort of auto-pilot [or at least the logic, understanding, sense, and better judgement areas of my brain would have been largely overtaken by my erotica-centered, fantasy-creating, and … desire-related [and any similar] sections of my brain.]
My more complex thoughts which state whether or not some random thing, person, obstacle, place, etc. happens to be either an assistance or a detriment, a help or a hindrance to any random current circumstances …
[not that I actually think with such words as “detriment” or “hindrance”…] would be momentarily replaced with thoughts close to “Oh man, this is so freaking weird right now, and yet, somehow, so very hot and sexy! Yeah!”, which means that my “modern man mind” would power down and my … “duh, can’t help it, stereo-typical guy-mind” would take over for a while.
My arousal, seduction level, attracted gauge, and meter of “turned-on” would probably all be so far up, to the right, spinning wildly, and so forth, that maybe a few of them would even reach cartoonish levels with phrases like “rising fast, isn’t it?”, “very freaking high”, “someone bring a magnet?”, “who brought the high-energy bulbs?” and things like that.
Lastly, my “third arm” [wink] would be very solid, active, warm, hot, hard, rigid, erect, bulging, stiff, and erect.
These would simply be from me [as him]
1. looking at her,
2. checking out her soft, lovable, adorable, mischievous, naughty, crafty, quite seemingly innocent, deceptively [though falsely] naive, and rather clever body, form, mind, etc.,
3. being that close to her form,
4. my body rubbing against her soft, caring, playful, manipulative, tricky hands, arms, and body,
5. and so many parts of my very essence being toyed with, massaged, rubbed, licked, pressed, tasted, nibbled, sucked, chewed upon, tried, excited, tickled, shaken, weighed, admired, and otherwise used by her amazing hands and arms, brilliant legs and feet, … calculating mouth, … and the rest of her truly dynamic body and spirit]
Anyway, she would use my solid, active, hard, warming, stiff, hot, rigid, erect, long, thick, productive, “third-arm” [wink], rather than one of my arms.
Of course, she would not grab quite as strong as Bam-Bam, [would not want for her to practically breaking the damn thing before she can even really have any sort of full-on and rather actual fun with the thing]…
Anyway, she would grab the “third-arm” and, somehow succeed in always getting every single bit of my [by that time] bulging, thick, and enormous ballsack, and every millimeter of my easily rather humongous balls on the floor with each “Pow” [or “Wham” or any other word she chooses to use,] with my entire torso quite obviously, clearly, and very solidly landing just directly on top of them, each time.
Maybe as she was doing this, … between slams, she would do everything to any, each, and every inch of any, each, and every part of my undeniably bulging, swelling, engorged, inflated [by her attacks, her sexual nature, and by her literally using a bicycle pump on each and every groin section], sensitive [sexually and maybe physically, as well, obv], happy, yearning, desiring, hoping, and practically begging groin … that she could ever begin to concoct with that very crafty, smart, kinky, playful, titillating, erotic, and practically endless mind.
[prepare for long list, … as my posts tend to have].
She could attack, bat, batter, beat, bite, blast, blow, blowjob, bonk, boot, bop, bounce, butt-bomb, butt-drop, butt-slam, can, charge, charm, cheer, chew, chip, chomp, crash, crater, crunch, crush, dash, dip [in some oil, cream, lotion, or something funny], drag, drill, drum, dunk, eat, empty, fan, flick, flip, foot, force, freeze, fry, grab, grind, grip, hand, handle, heat, hit, honk, hook, jack, jerk, joust, juice, kick, knee, knock, massage, meld, milk, mold, nick, nip, nudge, pad, paddle, pat, pet, pinch, pound, press, pressure, pull, pump, punch, rack, rock, rope, rub, shake, slam, slap, smack, smash, snap, snip, squash, squeeze, squirt, squish, stab, stack, staff, stake, stamp, stand on, staple, stick, stiffen, stomp, stop, strap, string, strip, strum, suck, swing, tack, tackle, tag, tail, tamper, tan, tape, taser, taste, tease, tickle, tie, tighten, titjob, toss, tug, uppercut, whack, and yank any, each, all, and every inch of the entire groin as often as she wanted, …
[along with doing any other pleasure, pain, punishment, reward, trick, tease, and any and all other things she could concoct, doing each thing in each direction, manner, method, way, style, pose, and position which her endlessly crafty, limitlessly imaginative, and endlessly-thinking mind [or even the craftiest, most clever, kinkiest, naughtiest, smartest, most agile, most flexible, and sharpest dominatrix / self-defense expert / female domination expert / mistress / etc.] could ever even begin to concoct.] [After all, I would be a comic character, and would not get hurt … too much.]
The last time she does the slamming, [which would be after she had done everything she could to any, each, every, and all millimeters of all parts of my entire groin], she would easily, happily, & naughtily fling me, penis-first, to a foot-thick nearby wall. My penis would be so thick, solid, hard, long, erect, and otherwise strong, and my balls would be so full, hot, productive, warm, thick, mighty, and forceful, and every other piece of my groin would have gotten such an effect from being near, touched by, pleased by, attacked by, or otherwise interacting with any part of her, … that my penis would literally crash right into the next room, so hard, thick, and long, that the penis reaches fifty feet, right across to the other end of the next room, and sexy acrobats, aerobics people, gymnasts, and more decide to use my penis as a make-shift combination of high balance-beam, upper bar for the uneven bars, and one rung side of the very long & wide set of monkey bars. Some even decide to use this as some manner of a …
horizontal pole, [?]. Others experiencing weird gravity use this as a horizontal punching bag.
My balls and ballsack crash right into the next room. They are so huge, thick, solid, enormous, etc. that people decide to use them as many things. A swing to swing upon, [sitting upon my balls and hanging onto my scrot.]
A boppable toy. … A speedbag. A weird trampoline. Anything they can bounce upon, swing on, hit, kick, slap, or otherwise use to have many bunches of endless fun.
Also, … As long as I was him or of a nearby age to her, she could use any part of me [especially any part of my groin, hand, butt, or chest, …] perhaps as a lariat, lasso, rope, string, yarn, monkey, dog, cat, random pet, speedbag, combat dummy, punching bag, floatie, pole, backpack, satchel, pool toy, bop-it[-style] toy, blow-up [inflatable] toy, exercise equipment, baseball, softball, football, soccer ball, volleyball, tennis-ball, juice-box, [non-lethal toy] grenade, milk-carton, fruit-cup, yogurt-cup, pudding-cup, toy bomb [filled w/ juice, milk, ice cream, yogurt, pudding], … a straw, sausage, popsicle, banana, monkey, tank, gun, water-cannon, cannon, fire-hose,
This really needs a TL;DR…