Walt Disney Tinkerbell Porn Pirates of the Caribbean.
Disney had this promo for some Tinkerbell Pirate Fairy movie and it had all these lines like “a real pirate respects someone else’s property” and everyone was making fun of them and saying, “I don’t think Disney understands what a pirate is.” Oh Disney knows, they’ve mastered the concept of piracy.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Libby Belle: “But… you can’t just throw us overboard, what about pirates respecting another person’s property?”
Britney Spitz: “Oh. You did NOT want to go there…”
Purbert: “Can’t she at least get the rest of her armor?”
Blondalyn Fury: “Pirates? Respect?”
Blondalyn Fury: “We’re REAL pirates, not some kind of Disney caring is sharing Tinkerbell pirates!”
Blondalyn Fury: “You know who DOESN’T share? Disney! They’re the real pirates of the Caribbean!”