Walt Disney Tinkerbell Porn Pirates of the Caribbean.
Walt Disney Tinkerbell Porn Pirates of the Caribbean.
Disney had this promo for some Tinkerbell Pirate Fairy movie and it had all these lines like “a real pirate respects someone else’s property” and everyone was making fun of them and saying, “I don’t think Disney understands what a pirate is.” Oh Disney knows, they’ve mastered the concept of piracy.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Libby Belle: “But… you can’t just throw us overboard, what about pirates respecting another person’s property?”
Britney Spitz: “Oh. You did NOT want to go there…”
Purbert: “Can’t she at least get the rest of her armor?”
Blondalyn Fury: “Pirates? Respect?”
Blondalyn Fury: “We’re REAL pirates, not some kind of Disney caring is sharing Tinkerbell pirates!”
Blondalyn Fury: “You know who DOESN’T share? Disney! They’re the real pirates of the Caribbean!”
Yeah, Disney understands the concept of privacy…They’re just not very subtle in trying to propagandize themselves out of it.
I’ve seen a couple of scientific reports that our planet Earth has developed a minor eccentricity in the pattern of movement as we spin on the axis…A minor wobble that wasn’t even measurable until the early 1970’s, but has been getting increasingly more prominent since then.
One study in particular utilized extrememly sensitive seismic detectors & those geologists were able to track down the point-of-origin of this anomaly…Walt Disney spinning in his grave.
Oooops!
*Piracy*, not “privacy.”
My bad.
Yeah, Disney is spinning in his grave, because some tech decided to give his head a spin in the tumble-dryer 😛
To paraphrase TFS’s DBZ Abridged: “They pushed the Disney button. They shouldn’t have did that.”