The Infamous Bermuda HungAngle.
The Infamous Bermuda HungAngle.
Where all dick passing through become huge groin bats upon leaving… for a while any way. Not to be confused with the Bermuda Thighangle which causes everyone to have HUGE thighs, if a guy goes through both it starts to get REAL tight and uncomfortable to wear any kind of pants… not that that seems to be an issue in the world.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Blondalyn Fury: “That guy and that dragon both had really big cocks, so did that damn frog, I wonder if this ship passed through the Bermuda HungAngle… Heh, I can see them fucking up ahead.”
Blondalyn Fury: “Alright, you two, stop fucking you’re going to the main deck with the others!”
The Cabin Boy: “But… But… I’m almost finished!”
Blondalyn Fury: “Tough! That’s line’s never worked for me and isn’t working for you! Now let’s get up top before I hit my head on another one of these damned beams…”
So I’m guessing that during this voyage, Hentia is going to capture New Pork, forcing Libbie to take it back and thus claim it as her own, then when she goes to turn in her quest from Gullivere, she can’t, because the NPC she’s supposed to turn it in to has all his normal dialogue replaced with “You have Liberated New Pork City! Claim it as your own? (Y/N)
When she (obviously) picks “Yes” it then gives her the option of making the Mayor NPC her Senechal. By picking “Yes” it is now HER NPC and no longer has Gullivere’s turn in quest available (Game glitch, similar to the Lady Gothchilde binding incident, since a newly sworn Whorelord has never recaptured the city and taken the turn-in NPC as their own before.) The quest is still there, but it’s stuck in the “You still keep all your Pron until you turn this in” step, and it can no longer be turned in due to the glitch.)
Of course, I could be completely wrong, and she may need to liberate some other city (Maybe one named “Got Ham” to keep up the pork-y theme of Gullevere’s kingdom (Superhero themed city perhaps? An opportunity to make characters based on the Joker, Penguin, etc?)
Damn, that’s good!
…You planning to do some fanfic on this comic as it branches off into an alternate timeline?
Alas, I’m good at coming up with ideas and scenarios, but my actual writing speed makes George RR martin look like Piers Anthony (HOW many Xanth books are there?)
See, now you made me go back to those comic pages to make sure I worded the contract dialogue right.
Well the way I understand it, she becomes the master of the first Ruined city that was in Gullivere’s kingdom that she liberates, and keeps all Pron and loot she gets until AFTER she reports to the “Duke of New Pork” – so if New Pork gets trashed before she gets there, she would have to liberate New Pork before turning in the quest, but she would then be the Duke of New Pork’s BOSS, is that right? Assuming that exact sequence of events were to occur, of course.
Oh noes, the little guy isn’t gonna be able to finish the quest?
Noooooooo!!! Don’t give up Cabin Boy! Just a few more strokes. You can do it.
As long as he doesn’t roll a Crit Fail on that final stroke needed…
Harrison rolled his Crit Fail earlier than this point, so it would lead one to wonder what the “penalty” would be.
*crosses fingers*
Anyone else waiting for the return of Libbie’s armour? o_O
I wondering if anyone was going to think about that.