The Drag Ass Attention Span.
Saw Guardians of the Galaxy this weekend, and now it’s a 3 year wait for the sequel…

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Pussy Katt: “Sorry, Boys. I’m gonna have to sit this one out, something needs my attention.”
Libby Belle bounces up and down excitedly.
Chekwita the Monkey Girl: “Is she always this… energetic?”
Lady Gothchilde: “By her reputation… I’d say YES.”
Purbert: “I need you to go in my office and deliver the sealed letter on my desk to the palace Chancellor.”
Daunkey the Drag Ass: “Sure thing, Boss.”
Libby Belle continues to bounce up and down excitedly.
Purbert: “Today.”
Daunkey the Drag Ass: “I’m on it.”
Purbert: “As in now.”
Daunkey the Drag Ass: “Got it.”