Sliced Demon Summer Sausage for Thanksgiving Day Dinner.
Sliced Demon Summer Sausage for Thanksgiving Day Dinner.
I’m thinking if she was a Japanese anime magical girl she’d be Sail’on Up Heranus. That alternate state for Destruction of Cunt Hole quest was postponed due to global penis shortage.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
DESTRUCTION OF HOLE
DESTRUCTION OF CUNT HOLE
Postponed due to lack of penis.
Purvold Destroyer of Holes: “YOU GODDAM FUCKING BITCH?! MY COCK?! LOOK WHAT SHE DID TO MY COCK?!”
Not So Random Demon: “The damn bitch was coochie trapped!”
Random Demon: “Coochie trapped?!”
Anime Fan Demon: “Where’d those clothes come from? Is she one of them Japanese anime magical girls? ”
Demon Not Yet Appearing in this Comic Panel: “Dear Gaud! Everyone run for your lives!”
Purvold Destroyer of Holes: “To Hael with this skank! Have at her boys! Tear her apart! ”
Messenger Demon: “Hey, boss? They’re saying we’re being attacked…”
Random Demon: “Er, I don’t wanna touch her. In addition to being coochie trapped there’s a rumor she’s got worms…”
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
She doesn’t have worms, plural. Just one worm, that loves warm hugs.
Well, you know how rumors get “extended” as they’re getting spread around…Heck, someone already mentioned it might have been an Arrakian Sand Worm!
Looks like Pervold has a case of premature spurting…The kind that should prompt him to see a doctor.
You got that right, MidnightDStroyer. Especially since that’s not something you EVER want to see having a bloody discharge.
That little demon is probably the only one who will survive intact, he picked the safe hole, the one that just has the teeth 😛