Royal Sleaze Lord Memo.
General Porktown isn’t used to surprises, but he’s been getting quite a few lately. I’m feeling hungry, I should go grab some breakfast at Taco Boobs… I mean Bell.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

General Porktown: “Well, well, if it isn’t the city’s in resident sleaze lord. Why are you here, I don’t believe we had you in the budget for entertainment…”
Royal Steward: “Actually, General, he’s on the guest list, he’s apparently presenting a new unaligned whore lord.”
General Porktown: “Ah, and as long as you’re here we should discuss issues the crown has with your ‘business.'”
Purbert: “I don’t have a business anymore, I sold it. But, I’d love to have a discussion with you, General, Chancellor to Chancellor…”
General Porktown: “What do you mean you sold… CHANCELLOR?!”
Purbert: “You didn’t get the memo? Allow me to introduce my Liege lady, Lady Libby Boobs… I mean Belle.”