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With her pretty horny ponies and well endowed unicorns! Okay, maybe that’s a little much. In local news, I haven’t gotten a chance to read the full article but one of the sidelines in the state newspaper mentioned that our state legislature is wanting to pass law to institute the raising of a state militia to defend our state (Oklahoma) against the federal government encroachment into state sovereignity. WTF? I’m a little confused about that and will have to read the article and do a little more research on this. Seriously though, do we really have to one up Arizona? And taking up arms and shooting at the federal government might be a little off the deep end. >_<

Here are some links that cover everything in the said article; The Huffington Post and pretty much the same info (EDIT articles have long since been deleted by the websites).
See? That’s a source and a second source. According to the American Newscasting rules of research that establishes it as a fact. If they do decide to get into a shooting war with the federal government (hey, they went to a war with Texas once and the 1931 Time magazine article on it.), I’m moving to Texas. I think Texas would win.