Playing with Fire is Likely to Leave You Burned.
Or smokey, sometimes you just smell really smokey.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Purbert: “See? You’re getting better at it.”
You have found:
A half NOT eaten chicken leg.
907 flasks of whale oil.
Lobo the Frog: “Heh. By the time we get to new pork city we may have a whole chicken… Wait… Isn’t whale oil flammable?”