Paladins are Powerless Against Oppai Hentai Temptations…
Paladins are Powerless Against Oppai Hentai Temptations…
There are some that would said paladins are powerless period. Still two product placements in this week’s comic, be sure to pick up some Jizzy Pop popcorn (fortified with creamy protein) and Downy oppai soft trouser softener.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Melvrick the Chaste: “I’ve… lost my chastity. My paladin powers… all gone…”
Dark Nessa: “What? Surely not, that little mishap shouldn’t count against your chastity!?”
Melvrick the Chaste: “I’ve been… depaladinized…”
Dark Nessa: “That’s not even a word…”
Melvrick the Chaste: “I’m whatever a paladin is without paladin powers…”
Dark Nessa: “So, you’re probably whatever that Rupert the Raunchy was…”
Melvrick the Chaste: “It’s Rupert the Read… DEAR GAUD! I’ve fallen far lower than I could possibly have imagined!”
Melvrick the Chaste: “This is all your fault, you… You shameless hussy!”
Dark Nessa: “My fualt? I told you it was accident, I didn’t know your jizzy pop package was going to explode like that!”
Melvrick the Chaste: “What else was it going to do, with your snuggly soft boobs around it?!”
Dark Nessa: “‘Snuggly soft?’ What am I your fabric softener?”
Melvrick the Chaste: “Don’t you point your boobs at me!”
Melvrick’s two handed bastard: “You heard him! Back off, I’ll take on both of you! At the same time!”
Dark Nessa’s trouser softeners: “Sure you will, and we’ll squeeze the cum out of you just like last time!”
And looking for ideas on what everyone would like to see me work on. At the end of the month I’m going to “sproing clean” my Patreon page with weekly comic pages done based on the donation amount. Currently each week is a new page of Dungeon Booty, but for every $250 a month it goes up I’ll do another weekly comic as to what, I’ve created a poll:
Science Friction is more of a steam punk sci fi series set in the Portcall Uranus universe kind of a sci fi Berri/Girl Genius/Phule’s Company kind of theme. Dragon’s Cum was originally inspired by Dragon’s Crown the game but got a LOT of The Seven Deadly Sins (manga/anime) and League of Legends/DOTA elements added. Basically all the armies of all the nations mobilized to fight a Dragon God in a armageddon like battle and of the millions of soldiers “twelve” survived and they absorbed all the dragon’s power making them super powerful and immortal. The rest of the world is medieval fantasy normal. It’s the most epic fantasy of all my story lines. Monster Hentai is now going to be a spin off story of Dungeon Booty where some of the dungeon monster get tired of being looted and form a vigilante adventuring group of their own (Arachneene and Mina Taurez are part of the group). The rest of them should be self explanatory if not just ask and I’ll explain them.
I feel back for Melvrick the no longer chaste. Hopefully this isn’t the end of his story. I wonder if pr0n has antipaladins aka death knights.
Wasn’t Dark Nessa listed somewhere as an Anti-Paladin?
Has he even checked his powers and progression options on his status page yet!? I mean seriously!
Was just going to suggest that
I wonder…if Melvrick married Nessa & made her an *honorable* set of boobs, might he get a chance to regain his paladin-hood? After all, if his holy order does not forbid marriage, then he might get back on the track that way.
Why are you assuming she’s a “dishonorable” set of boobs? She said it was an “accident.” 😛
Well, Melvrick doesn’t think she’s honorable & it’s his thoughts that count the most in this situation. It’s in his own mind that he considers himself guilty, even though it was an accident.
If sex is honorable only in the state of holy matrimony (& his Order allows it), then he might be able to consider himself as “redeemed” & “achieved atonement” in the eyes of his patron, St. Ronald Regan.