Oppai Hentai Battle Hardened Privates.
Oppai Hentai Battle Hardened Privates.
His privates have seen a lot of action, probably nothing like Ephie (the Porkchop Hill for Rupert’s privates) though.
Helga Hammerhands: “Hold on, you two aren’t giving out on me already are you?”
Deuce Crandle: “No, no, we’re just conducting a comparison on your holes, babe.”
Helga Hammerhands: “Yeah, whatever. Although, your cock is being a good little soldier and staying erect and at attention.”
Belchar Spitterleaf: “My privates are well trained and dedicated.”
They have to be thorough.
This page reminds me of an old military joke:
The Marine Sargeant just arrives back home after serving as Drill Instructor at an overseas base. His wife asks how he could control his more “carnal” desires while away from home & he says, “I’ve got my Private well-trained here. Let me show you.”
He pulls his pants down, then commands, “A-ten-HUT!” His “Private” suddenly comes full erect. “At ease,” he commands & sure enough, his “Private” goes flaccid.
His wife, duly amazed, says, “Wow, that’s pretty well trained. Show me again.” So the Sargeant commands, “A-ten-HUT!” This time his “Private” remains flaccid. He yells, “A-TEN-HUT!” but still no response.
He heads for the bathroom & shuts the door behind him. His wife knocks on the door & asks what he’s doing in there. He replies, “This Private disobeyed a direct order, so I’m giving him a Dishonorable Discharge.”
So Eb, if you haven’t heard that one yet, it’s a new joke you can pass on to your service buddies next time you see them.
😉