NSFW Ecchi Oppai Hentai Big Tits Pirate Wenches and Their Hot Flashes.
Captain Sashae and her first mate, Blondalyn Fury who were in an old Talk Like a Pirate Day comic before TLAPD’s creators pulled a Lord Henry Morgan, ditched the pirate code and left everyone else to hang on the gallows, selling out to the corporate Crown and purging all non mainstream links (basically all the old webcomics that supported them over the last decade or more) for the promise of a free double portion of fish fillets from Long John Silver’s.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Captain Sashae: “What’s up, Blondalyn? Thinking about lost fucks? Or old grudges?”
Blondalyn Fury: “I’m a half-giant Captain. We don’t have grudges, that’s Dwarves. I think I’m going through menopause… I kept seeing flashes of light
on the horizon…”
Captain Sashae: “Heh, that’s not menopause. You probably just need to get some sleep.”
FWOOSH!
Blondalyn Fury: “Ha! See!? Menopause!”
Captain Sashae: “Sigh, that’s NOT menopause… Never mind, get your middle aged ass in gear and let’s go check it out.”