Load Bearing Revenge…
on August 26, 2015
at 7:11 am
Load Bearing Revenge is Best Served Cold.
In cased you missed it there’s a new bonus comic for the Top Web Comics vote incentive as of last weekend. We’re only $113 away from getting PronQueens back to updating weekly. 🙂
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Berri the Gnome: “SEE?! Going straight through is MUCH faster!”
Golem of Ass Destruction: “Yes, Mother. But that was a LOAD BEARING wall…”
Golem of Ass Destruction: “We’ve been trying to avoid those.”
Berri the Gnome: “Why? You can knock through them easily.”
Golem of Ass Destruction: “But if we knock down the load bearing ones the whole dungeon could collapse…”
Berri the Gnome: “EXACTLY. Now let’s not avoid those anymore…”
The girl has priorities. gotta respect that.
It’s not really a matter of priorities as much as it is vengeance, from Berri’s point of view. If “revenge is a dish best served cold,” then cold stone blocks dumped on your enemies’ heads is quite reasonable.
Don’t mess with Berri, she’s a vindictive genius.
just wait in few moments an objective will appear *escape the dungeon within such and such minutes or seconds* then the GAD gets to say “see thats why wanted to avoid breaking the walls”
Just a thought; why doesn’t she just find the captain of the guard or master of the dungeon and beat them in Carnal Combat. Under standard dungeon toppling rules, defeating the leader of a dungeon means that the whole thing comes down after a few minutes. This is also
Known as the load-bearing boss rule.
“…defeating the leader of a dungeon means that the whole thing comes down after a few minutes.”
I think you may have mis-phrased that; shouldn’t it be “GOES down,” instead of “comes down?” I mean, Carnal Combat does require of lot of things to be going down.
Nope, comes down, as in the building, not the person.
“But if we knock down the load bearing ones the whole dungeon could collapse…”
“…on top of us.”
“allegedly.” It has not YET been proven in a court of science. ^_^
Considering that this whole comic is depicting an MMORPG, science & physics don’t mesh very well with the “reality” of most game worlds.
Yeah, just look at the size of the meat the GADs are packing
That’s not meat…That’s mithril. That stuff will never go soft, no matter how many asses they destroy.
Regarding the invotive: guess she found out what happens to a ‘well-hung water bed’ if you bounce on it too hard 😀
I request that the next comic be from a top down view of the dungeon with wakka wakka PAC man noises being heard as the bust trough walls.
This is why we all have to remember not to get on Berries’ bad side!