I’m Sure They’ll Have a Great Personality.
And some kind of monster cock.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Chibi Butler Montgomery: “What are you suggesting, Master Purbert? A demon lord is a fairly high ranking being. Do you have a specific being in mind?”
Purbert the Scrub Dragon: “I’m working on it, after we can portal some of my associated in I’ll see if my contacts can arrange a one time hook up…”
Libby Belle: “So, wait… You’re going to set me up on a date?”
Chibi Butler Montgomery: “That’s what it sounds like, Lady Libby. I suspect he knows an emperor dragon, that’s the most powerful being available, equal to a god…”
Purbert the Scrub Dragon: “Absolutely not. THAT’S the entire reason the Dragons have a rule of no sex with player characters. It happened ONCE already… NEVER again, besides the last three emperor dragons are in hiding.”
Chibi Butler Montgomery: “There’s a player out there with an emperor dragon character?!”
Purbert the Scrub Dragon: “It’s been dealt with…”
Libby Belle: “So who DO you have in mind?”