Halfling cock can be a hentai mouthful.
Just slide your cock into her dick hole.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PRONQUEST.COM! Eight years old, I remember when you were just a little squirt within your mother’s thighs, probably something you should never say to someone on their birthday. So, uploaded this last week as I am gone on Annual Training with the Army Reserve this week (and the next two weeks). All of the updates for EbenezerSplooge.com, the Hentai Poster Company, Magical Virigin Princess Training Academy were done prior so they’re covered for the whole three weeks, I’ll be home on the weekends to keep PronQuest.com and the Patreon weekly images done.
Deuce Crandle: “There we go, I was able to slide it all the way in.”
Helga Hammerhands as Deuce’s long dick slides all the way in her vagina: “HOLEEEE FUCK! That’s in deep, you make not have the thickest cock but it sure is LONG.”
Helga Hammerhands to Belchar Spitterleaf: “You know something, you’ve got talent, Halfling. Ithink I should introduce you to my friend Libby…”
Belchar Spitterleaf: “It’s nice to be appreciated, but right now…”
Belchar Spitterleaf as he drops Helga’s mouth onto his cock: “I need you to be using that mouth on my cock.”
Deuce Crandle: “Did you just drop your shorts and impale your cock in her mouth in one move?!”
Belchar Spitterleaf: “It’s a Halfling racial trait, we’re good at aiming things.”
Typo: Helga’s first speech should be “may
not “make”
Probably her brain’s speech centers weren’t working right for a second, after being super schlonged.
Of course, she can’t accept an order like that unless it’s super-sized.
The fun continues.
And you especially shouldn’t say it to them on their 8th birthday, unless they were born on Feb. 29th.
There’s quite a few problems with being born on that day;
While you’re likely to graduate at least high school before you’re 5 years old, you won’t be legal to drink in a bar or cast your votes for public offices for most of your life.
If you want to get married, even in states where the legal age is 16 for that, most other people will be looking forward to retirement by that time.
If your chosen after-graduation career has a 20-year retirement plan, you won’t live long enough to collect that; chances are good that you won’t live to celebrate your 25th birthday. Better to just get the life insurance policy instead. Good luck trying to collect Social Security!
Aaaannnd in the original calendar before one of the Caesars changed it, the year was something like 412 days long with an entire leap Month! Or something like that. It’s been a while since I looked up the calendar before the Gregorian.
Ancient Egyptians had a 360 day calendar that included 5 Holy Days dedicated to 5 of their gods & not counted as a part of any week.
…That extra 1/4 of a day per year messed them up though…
Cheers on the anniversary!