Groin Pain? But, Wait There’s More!
Groin Pain? But, Wait There’s More!
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Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Libby Belle: “I’m sorry, I had no idea armor had saving throws…”
Harrison the slightly less Mighty: “I… can’t feel my balls…”
Libby Belle: “Although, the arm and chest plate didn’t come back…”
Libby Belle: “Waitaminute… Does that mean? What’s that yellow streak I just saw on the other side of the room?!”
Harrison the soon to be even more slightly less Mighty: “Wait. There’s more?”
I’m actually with Libby on this. She should be able to remove her outfit. The only reason an outfit would be incapable of being removed would be if it were cursed.
I suspect she can remove it. I suspect no one else can however.
And Harrison better start running.
He should be happy he’s not feeling his balls, rather than the incredible pain I was expecting him to have!
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Hehe, I totally missed the “wait there’s more” connection. Nice.