Groin Pain? But, Wait There’s More!
And if you order within the next two hours we’ll include a set of ever sharp shih tzu knives! Just the thing for chopping and filleting your shih tzu steaks!
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Libby Belle: “I’m sorry, I had no idea armor had saving throws…”
Harrison the slightly less Mighty: “I… can’t feel my balls…”
Libby Belle: “Although, the arm and chest plate didn’t come back…”
Libby Belle: “Waitaminute… Does that mean? What’s that yellow streak I just saw on the other side of the room?!”
Harrison the soon to be even more slightly less Mighty: “Wait. There’s more?”