Death by Alzheimer’s.
Chinese cookies are the worst, they never seem to fill you up.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Lady Gothchilde: “Hey, Cookie Lady!”
MammMa: “What the Hael? Can’t you see I’m busy getting busy!?”
Lady Gothchilde: “Sorry, but we’ve got to go…”
MammMa: “Go? You two aren’t going anywhere this is your final destination…OH, MY GAHD!!
Gandall the Grey: “Is it over? Did she die of Alzheimer’s?”
Lady Gothchilde: “Oh, yeah. Sorry, about your friends. Those cookies weren’t near as filling as advertised…”