Beware the Army of Juan.
Juan Diablo and his Army of Juan. Rico. Suave. Mocha. Latte.
Work knocked the crap out of me this week. But I see a light at the end of the tunnel tonight….. COME BACK HERE, LIGHT!

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Juan Diablo: “Pardon me, officer but why is this young lady so dangerous?”
First Hamerican Cop: “The only danger around here is your danger of losing your life if you ”
Third Hamerican Cop: “Uh oh. I knew it. the most infamous criminal of all time’s not going to go in with out a fight…”
Tinker Tina: “Seriously? Every time there’s trouble you hide behind me?”
Juan Diablo: ““Infamous?” I find it hard to believe this pretty little thing is a criminal.”
Berri the Gnome: “Who the heck is this guy? I like him!”
Juan Diablo: “My apologies! I am Juan Diablo, leader of the most successful mercenary band in pron!”
First Hamerican Cop: “And it’ll have a new leader if you don’t move!”
Juan Diablo: “Yes, I shall move, but I’m sure we’ll be seeing each other again.”
Third Hamerican Cop: “Only if you frequent donut shops.”
Berri the Gnome: “Nice to meet you, mister. Shame my golems got me into this mess…”