Purbert the Used Mattress Salesman.
Purbert the Used Mattress Salesman.
I just don’t think Libby was every very good at the fitting the shapes in the holes toy in kindergarten. And pretty sure no one cares about ‘designated’ fucking places, they just fuck.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Purbert the Scrub Dragon: “Here you go, Boobs, the royal bedchambers… you know how to use it, right?”
Helga Hammerhands: “What?! Of course she knows how to use it…”
Libby Belle: “In theory, yes. I’ve never actually used a BED before…”
Purbert the Scrub Dragon: “Same principle, its just a lot more comfortable and give you more position potential…”
Purbert the Scrub Dragon: “Trust me, boobs. You can stack SO MANY cocks into this bad boy…”
Purbert the Scrub Dragon: “Speaking of which… You brutes can lay sleeping beauty on this food stool behind me…”
Helga Hammerhands: “I wonder if that bed has ANY IDEA what its about to go through…”
I’m amazed the other Dragon Soldier isn’t as hard yet. Also, feel like Marvin Gaye should be singing “Let’s Get It On” in this scene.. let’s make them mega boobs bounce boys..
I guess Dragon Soldiers don’t qualify as real Dragons. That, or Purbert has forgotten his own rules…
Technically they’re a unit she can spawn so its not like unlocking a species from fucking them (and being able to have a half breed child). She can already build as many of those Dragon Brutes as she has the resources to.
Wait, is Purbert going to eat Harry? Why put him on the food stool?
Okay, the FOOT stool should be less edible now.