Purbert the Used Mattress Salesman.
I just don’t think Libby was every very good at the fitting the shapes in the holes toy in kindergarten. And pretty sure no one cares about ‘designated’ fucking places, they just fuck.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Purbert the Scrub Dragon: “Here you go, Boobs, the royal bedchambers… you know how to use it, right?”
Helga Hammerhands: “What?! Of course she knows how to use it…”
Libby Belle: “In theory, yes. I’ve never actually used a BED before…”
Purbert the Scrub Dragon: “Same principle, its just a lot more comfortable and give you more position potential…”
Purbert the Scrub Dragon: “Trust me, boobs. You can stack SO MANY cocks into this bad boy…”
Purbert the Scrub Dragon: “Speaking of which… You brutes can lay sleeping beauty on this food stool behind me…”
Helga Hammerhands: “I wonder if that bed has ANY IDEA what its about to go through…”