Great Scott and Mother of all Behemoth Trouser Snakes!
Always keep your eyes on the… oh dear gaud look at the size of that thing.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Roughcunt Poke’m One Gym Leader: “Gauddam it! I swear he’s got his short held on with super glue… Which… Might have been necessary with that big titted nympho of a familiar he has.”
Roughcunt Poke’m One Gym Leader: “Dear mother of all dildos! Silvie, you should see this. I’ve seen a lot of cocks in my day, but this guy’s cock is HUGE! Silvie?”