The Lord’s Hentai Involves Eating Lots of the Lord’s Chicken.
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Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Holy Knight Bors Ta’Daeth: “I hear them too, They’re volunteering to take my place so you can let me go about the Lord’s work.”
Berri the Gnome: “Oh. There are the ones telling me to kill someone again…”
Holy Knight Bors Ta’Daeth: “No! Don’t listen to THEM!”
Berri the Gnome: “Alright, sound like potential new workers for my workshop.”
Holy Knight Bors Ta’Daeth: “Dear Gaud… My fucking ass…”
Golem of Ass Destruction: “We just finished fucking your ass! And now you want to go again? Later! I now have enslaving to do!”
Berri the Gnome: “Not enslaving, INDOCTRINATING. We’re Socialists, everyone but me gets the same half rations for pay…”