Talk Like A Pirate Today.
International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Yes, I remembered this year. Here be a link to the first one I did for 2008 Talk Like a Pirate Day. The one for 2009 Talk Like a Pirate Day is here a wee bit more boob happy, the 2010 Dread Pirate Roberts Talk Like a Pirate Day comic. 2011 and 2012 I was keel hauled in Kuwait and couldn’t make any updates so I didn’t get to do one. 2013 and 2014 I completely forgot until the day of… yeah I got lashes for those. BUT THIS YEAR I REMEMBERED! And seeing as I had the Captain Sashae’s female pirate crew all done up for Pirate Booty, I figured what better day to upload it’s first page than September 19th? I also uploaded NEW comic pages for Talk Like a Pirate Day for PronQueens and the Chibi Jeebies. Tis me a tryin to make up for all those years in the recent past I done missed the most wondrous of holidays. Brings a tear to me eye, but the hook prevents me from brushing it away…
Anyway the Talk Like a Pirate Day creators done pulled a Lord Henry Morgan, ditched the pirate code and left everyone else to hang on the gallows, selling out to the corporate Crown and purging all non mainstream links (basically all the old webcomics that supported them over the last decade or more), so acknowledging their wishes I no longer acknowledge them, the land lubbin turn coats. I actually got the idea for this comic entry from the last two years when coworkers would get all high an mighty and attempt to kill everyone else’s fun on TLAPD by reminding everyone that pirates were bad, evil, and not to be celebrated. Completely missing the entire point of just having fun. Definitely need to keel haul some of them.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Captain Sashae: “Thanks to your dearly departed captain, we’ll be looting your ship. Now for the duration of the day, you survivors will all speak with an appropriate pirate dialect until my crew and I are done. Any of you land lubbers have a problem with that?”
Cardinal FaLounder: “I refuse to degrade myself to such barbaric speech! I’d rather die first!”
Captain Sashae: “So be it, Blondalyn?”
Cardinal FaLounder as being tossed overboard by Blondalyn Fury: “Wait! Wait! I can’t swim?!”
Blondalyn Fury: “Good luck, ye scalawag. Ye best be hoping you remember how’s to walk on water…”