The Queen’s Commoner Core.
They don’t need to read, the government will tell them what they need to know. “But, the government officials can’t read either, they’re even stupider than the Commoners!” That’s because in Hamerica we choose our government officials from the dumbest sector of the populace. Still trying to recover from my SEVERE allergies, mentioned it a bit on the Patreon feed last week, I was bedridden from Wednesday afternoon to Saturday as I couldn’t breath unless I was laying down. Doctor has me on four medications to help clear out my lungs and help block my over active sinuses. It’s really screwing with my production at work and on the comic, because everytime I start working on a task I’ll go into a 2 and half minute coughing fit which screws up whatever I was doing.
We hit the bonus comic goal so I’ll make a new bonus comic image and upload it for the vote incentive sometime between now and Friday. Patreon comic update should be Thursday too.
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Gullivere: “Lady Belle, I am GULLIVERE Queen of Hamerica… ”
Libby Belle: “Uh, pleased to meet you… Uh your Majesty..”
Gullivere: “Our Chancellors have worked out a contract, it’s on the desk behind you, I’m sure your “pervert” will be able to answer any questions you might have. ”
General Porktown: “It’s an excellent deal for both sides so I strongly encourage you to take it.”
Libby Belle: “Awww… there aren’t any pictures…”
Purbert: “Wait, are you telling me you can’t read?”
Libby Belle: “Oh, I can read. It’s just that it’s a really BIG document with a whole lot of words, I was hoping there’d be pictures so I wouldn’t have to read as much…”
General Porktown: “That’s better that we can say, over two thirds of our population can’t read since we adopted “Commoner core.””
Gullivere: “Our people don’t need to read, the government will tell them what they need to know.”