Royal Sleaze Lord Memo.
General Porktown isn’t used to surprises, but he’s been getting quite a few lately. I’m feeling hungry, I should go grab some breakfast at Taco Boobs… I mean Bell.

Patron Update News: the comic is going to be day late, tomorrow (Friday) do to an issue at work which took up my entire evening, but I’ll get off early tomorrow and will finish it up then.

Comic Dialogue
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General Porktown: “Well, well, if it isn’t the city’s in resident sleaze lord. Why are you here, I don’t believe we had you in the budget for entertainment…”
Royal Steward: “Actually, General, he’s on the guest list, he’s apparently presenting a new unaligned whore lord.”
General Porktown: “Ah, and as long as you’re here we should discuss issues the crown has with your ‘business.'”
Purbert: “I don’t have a business anymore, I sold it. But, I’d love to have a discussion with you, General, Chancellor to Chancellor…”
General Porktown: “What do you mean you sold… CHANCELLOR?!”
Purbert: “You didn’t get the memo? Allow me to introduce my Liege lady, Lady Libby Boobs… I mean Bell.”