When a Problem Comes Along…
Fap that dick
Give that ass a slap
Spread those thighs
Stretch your mama wide

When a problem comes along
You must dick it
Before you cream inside
You must dick it

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Purbert the Scrub Dragon: “Heh, it’s QUEEN Gullivere now, but she’s not in charge of this city anymore, the new Lady is Libby Boobs… I mean Belle.”
Chibi Butler Montgomery: “Ah, well the others will be happy to hear that Gullivere is not they’re concern…”
Purbert the Scrub Dragon: “At some point I’ll need a complete lest of the city’s chibis, but for now who are the important ones here in the manor?”
Chibi Butler Montgomery: “Hmmm, I suppose that would just be me and High Mage Viren… OH! I’m sure Viren will be excited to have a dragon around…”
Chibi Butler Montgomery: “Viren’s very calculating and likes to observe the situation before he acts…”
Newly upgraded Dragon Brute: “It… Doesn’t’ seem to go in… Her holes aren’t big enough…”
Chibi High Mage Viren: “They appear to be… Dragon… Like, but no magic in them… Not much use to me…”
Libby Belle: “Come on… It’ll fit. This is going to be epic…”
Helga Hammerhands: “I just don’t think it’s going to fit, Libby…”