To All the Girls I’ve Fucked Before Getting Cock Blocked.
Technically he wasn’t cock blocked, he was reward blocked.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Fire Sprite that thinks he has binoculars: “YES! Finally!”
Helga Hammerhands: “He did it! The little fucker did it!”
Harrison the Mighty: “I wonder what the reward is, I don’t that anyone ever figured that out…”

BANG HER CLOTHES OFF

QUEST COMPLETED! Please choose your reward for completion of the quest from the following options…

Fire Sprite that thinks he has binoculars: “Let’s see, I get to choose my reward? Damn, slut. These are some pretty good options…”
Libby Belle: “Really? What are they?”
Fire Sprite that thinks he has binoculars: “Waitaminute… what the fuck’s going on?”

Quest abandoned.

Mister Happy: “BURP”
Helga Hammerhands: “All that work, just to be eaten before he collected his reward.”
Harrison the Mighty: “Damn, cock blocked by a dildo…”
Libby Belle: “OH, Hi there, Mr. Happy…”