The Used Parts Store on the Edge of Town.
Because there’s ALWAYS a used parts store on the outside of town.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Gandall the Grey: “Sorry, about that, sir, I’m just on my way to get some pants.”
Lady Gothchilde: “Fuck off, you old, geezer, and mind your own business!”
Gandall the Grey: “I lost everything in the last dungeon..”
Annoying Shopkeeper: “Lost everything, huh? And just the two of you, sounds like the only thing of worth you got is your body parts. Why don’t you bring them inside, Junior and let’s take inventory of those ‘parts.'”
Junior: “She’s got some good ‘parts.'”