The Size of One’s Shit Hole.
I’ve finished and uploaded the four skipped updates. The first of the four RECENT “lost” updates is here. Time to start staying ahead of the updates! ^_^

THERE’S A NEW VOTE INCENTIVE FOR PRONQUEST,
IT’S THE REFORMATTED PAGE ONE, I WON’T REPLACE THE OLD PAGES UNTIL
THAT ENTIRE ISSUE IS COMPLETE AND SINCE I’M WORKING ON THE LOST
UPDATES FIRST IT MAY BE AWHILE BEFORE YOU’LL SEE IN ON THE SITE.

AND………. I’m starting to add the LOST UPDATES from the year I missed in Kuwait:

On the need of pants and the fate of Elder Dragons.
On the fate of Elder Dragons and annoying shopkeepers.
All about the used parts store on the edge of town.
About Swamp People and the value of their meat sausage.
About the emotional strain of meat sausage needing a new chew toy.
On how to tell when melons are ripe.

I’ll post links to the newly uploaded updates from that year in exile on the new updates as I upload them. Which means you’ll see the links on Wednesday, but they may have uploaded any time in the week prior. For example, the above updates were loaded on went live on Monday, June 17, but the post pointing back to them didn’t go live until Wednesday, June 19.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Exhausted Hung: “Uncle..”
SCLOORRP!
Fresh Hung: “I got dis. Let’s see if ya’s ass is as loose as yur pussy!”
Libby Belle: “Oh, shit!?”
SCHLOMP!
Fresh Hung: “Dat’s right, ya piece of ass, yur shit hole!”
Otilla the Hung: “Ug, putin tings in holes wasn’t Dis hard in kindergarten!”
Fluffy Little Foxling: “EPH! EPH!”
Helga: “In a minute I’m going to be hammering your cock, whether it’s with my pussy or my war hammers is up to you!”
Generic Hung: “So, did you watch the game last night?”
SCHLONK SCHLONK
Gaga Godiva: “MRMF MRMF MRMF”
SCHLONKA SCHLONK
Red Haired Hung: “Spread dem legs, I’s got dibs on yur pussy hole!”
SCHLOMP SCHLOMP
Libby Belle: “You’d better last longer than the last one!”